the-bookwhisperer:

old sport

new sport

red sport

blue sport

(via dundermiflin)

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

(Source: twoukofukawa, via dundermiflin)

uoa:

i was supposed to study today

jewist:

i want a nipple piercing because they’re actually cool but the pAIN

(via hell-fighter)

cuddlefeyrac:

au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport

(via torturouselectricity)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via rolllikearolling-stone)

my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns

(via wynterr)